Bitch gave me an unncessary attitude!

So while I'm on a venting marathon let's talk about my job.  i work at Old Navy and have been working there for quite sometime.  i am ONLY working there because it is flexible and it is what I can do while I am still in school full-time finishing my 2nd degree.  Anyways every damn day i work i get some ignorant customer yelling at me or giving me attitude when they want something that i cannot do due to policy or because it's just a down right stupid request. 

For example....When you purchase something and it is on sale, of course you are only going to pay the sale price versus the price on the tag.  Please do not come to my line like this woman did a few days ago......allow me to do a return for you, get your receipt and then tell me that these clothes cost you more than that and that I owe you more money.  First off the more you get loud with me the less patience I have to deal with you, secondly the computer system keeps track of your purchases and payments and would NEVER refund you less than what you paid, not only that i am looking at your receipt showing you that they were on sale.  And still you continue to try and embarrass me with your loud ass mouth trying to fight a losing battle about me being wrong. 

now let me breathe before I go hard on this situation.........First off bitch I'm no damn fool and I am not gonna let you pull one over on me just because you are getting loud.  I am not phased by that.  I worked in retail for 8 years and I know better than most that yelling does nothing, but make you look stupid.  On top of that, you are being so obnoxious that you can't be quiet for one second for me to explain why you received that amount back.  Don't ask me why something is they way it is and then don't even allow me to respond.  Either way i am not giving you money for no reason so lower your voice and get the fuck out of my store you mathematically challenged bitch and climb back into the trashy hole you came from.  and save the ignorant comments too...."I'm never coming back to Old Navy!"  "You guys are so rude!"  "You guys are stupid!"  yea mama keep talking shyt....I'll still be here tomorrow and my check will be in the bank on Wednesday regardless of your little performance and BTW I hope you never come back to Old Navy because my day will move a lot smoother.

For all those who work in retail.......let's have a moment of silence for the assholes that we would like to slap the shyt out of daily!!! 

ps.  I'm an expert at customer service!!!!  No joke!!!!  Funny how a pay check can make you change your attitude for 8 hrs a day! 

What the f@#K is going on with my appointment?

So I call the dentist office today and try to make an appointment.  They are Closed the entire fucking week that i am available to come there especially considering I live 2 hours away and my stupid ass insurance forces me to go there.  Anyways...How the hell are you closed for an entire week and you are a fucking dentist?  Do you not think that people will need this type of service during that time?  You are comparable to a Doctor's office so what the fuck is up with that?  Then I hate how the fucking receptionist is so not concerned about anything that is happening with you and your pain or situation.  It is Dec 1st and I had to make an appointment for Dec 30th!!!!  I am in pain now!  So why can't you fit me in before that?  SO damn dumb.  And what pisses me off even more is that when the receptionist senses your frustration she starts to become world's biggest dick and has an attitude like she just doesn't have the time to deal with this.....bitch are you serious?  a trip to this fucking office is at least $100 so don't you dare catch that fucking attitude with me.  take your Devry University degree and do your fucking job bitch!  I had to endure 4 years at the least for my degree while you are copping an attitude with me after you sat in class for 3 months for this damn desk job.....UGH!!!! 

And it's the same at the doctors office but slightly different situation.  You go in for your appointment at 10am.....if you are even 5 min late they want you to fucking reschedule no matter what it took for you to get there no matter what your illness or problem is......then if you do get there on time then these fuckers put you in a room for 2 hours before they even see you.  So not only was i on time, but now I have wasted 2 hours because you are allowed to take your fucking time.  And why do doctors schedule 8 fucking 10am appointments?  You are only one person and you cannot be in 8 rooms at once.  How much longer do you need to go to med school to understand that?...........UGH!!  EVERYTHING EVERYDAY PISSES ME OFF!!!!

Hang up the Damn Phone!!!

So I love talking on the phone and honestly it is the easiest way for you to find me if you need to get in touch, but what i hate the most is when the conversation is over you still keep fucking talking.  Why are you doing this?  I said GOODBYE 20 min ago and you are still rattling on....don't you know that the end of the conversation que is Goodbye?  Have mercy!  Who on this earth does not know that?  Anyways By now I've said bye like ten times so i just hang up on you......and wait......I'm sure you know what happens next......YOU CALL ME BACK.......MAD!!!  Why are you mad?  I told you bye!!  Ugh!!!  people really piss me off.