Let's talk about my pet peeves today. How about I just make a list.....
this is what pisses me off and irritates the fuck outta me!
- tapping your fucking foot constantly when you are sitting next to me.
- smacking your damn gum in my ear and popping 30 fucking bubbles all loud like I want to hear that shit!
- clicking your pen on the desk when I have to sit next to you and can feel and hear that or tapping your pencil too
- biting your nails and flicking them off next to me or chipping your nail polish off throughout class.
- not covering your mouth and coughing or sneezing all over everyone. if you are sick stay the fuck home. I don't want your Aids!
- standing or sitting way too damn close to me in a line or in class where I can feel your breath...ugh!
- expecting me to personal shop for you at old navy. I make chump change per hour so don't expect to spend 97 cent and have me personal shop for you like this is a Beverly Hills Boutique!
- wearing clothes that you know you cannot fit!
- calling me 12 times in a row....if I ignored you the first time I'll ignore you again if you get ignorant!
- over thinking my niceness.....I'm being polite no I don't want to get with you!
- making me ask you to do something more then once....just do it bitch!
- coming around me with body odor.....enough said.
- being cocky about the material things you have....learn the definition of humble and shut the fuck up!
- being overly into yourself....fuck you....everyone doesn't think you are beautiful!
- sleeping all day.....lazy and I hate it.
- not ironing your clothes.....wrinkles are not sexy to me
- being fucking cheap all the damn time...I'm am not a bargain basement chick...get the fuck outta here!
- fucking up my food order when the menu is all pictures like at fast food restaurants.
