Sunday, December 12, 2010

Taking sexy pics on the toilet....WHY WHY WHY?

How come every time I get in the internet I see a photograph of some celeb or random woman with both professional or amateur pictures of her in some provocative pose on some toilet or urinal or sink or whatever.  WTF?  Where have I been that I didn't notice that public restrooms had become the sexiest place on earth?  How about that just screams STD.....Ugh!  So gross!!!  

These girls are out here in panties and bras with their legs sprawled all apart laid across bathroom fixtures with bedroom eyes.......please stop the madness......how about we try to take a tasteful sexy pic, one that doesn't require toilet tissue and hand sanitizer at the end.  Thanks.

Now that's it's on the clearance rack you can fit into it?

So I see this weekly at my job.....some girl comes in looking for some good deals.....she hits the clearance rack......NORMALLY she is a full-figured size 14-16......today since many of the size 2 garments are only 97 cents then all of a sudden you can "make this work."  WTF is up with that?  Now here you are in the mirror strutting your stuff like you have on some fabulous, well put together motif when really you are busting out of every seam.  

Don't get me wrong.....there is nothing I love more than a thick voluptuous woman, but one that knows her body and knows what looks good on her without looking trashy.  Even skinny chicks can be trashy and look a hot mess, but why must we even go there with ourselves?  Be conscious of what you look like ladies.....Just because it is on sale does not mean it is for you.  Avoid thrifty spells overpowering your common sense.  You know your body and you know that you need to wear the size that flatters your shape, not squeeze into some size 2 ass outfit stepping out like you are Beyonce or some shyt.  Be Flyy and flattering, not cheap and skanky.  Thanks.