Pregnancy is sooooo cool! Why would I get an education?

So I know this is going to piss a bunch of people off, but hey that is what I am here for!  I am so fucking sick of girls in high school or in college getting pregnant and walking around like the shyt is cool!  You have just ruined your life!!!!  Hello!!!  Does anybody hear me out there?  Babies are not accessories and it is not cute to be 17/18 and missing out on your college experience and chance for a better life because you couldn't keep your legs closed long enough to watch a 30-sec commercial!  And for those of you who are already in college....it is hard enough trying to work and get an education to one day make something of yourself, why go and add a baby to the mix?  Now the university will not be liable for you and your baby so you have to move back home with your parents or parent, hope that they will help to take care of you and your child or you are just stuck most of you with some dude who promised you the world and 5 min later called you and hoe and said that is not his seed.  Kudos for those of you who actually get through this and survive against the odds, but for the rest of you honestly I feel very little sympathy.  

Women quit allowing these men to sweet talk you out of your clothes.   I know it's hard when you feel lonely and the pressures of mass media making you feel very unpretty, but in the same token you are worth so much more than 10 min with some man who probably has no fucking clue what he is doing.  If he were a real man than he would show you love beyond the physical and help you to understand that love and care is something that needs to be fulfilled mentally and emotionally.  The physical part actually comes last.  

Also women quit posting preggo pics of yourself on these websites like you are just so proud of what you have done.  And stop getting upset when people are not happy for you.  They are probably sad for you like they should be.  Be the WOMAN you profess to be.  Don't be the child who is lost, uneducated, pregnant and not living to their full potential because you made a life altering mistake.  Be smart and know that what is really COOL is having an education, making it possible for yourself to start a career and at that point start a family that you will be able to support and provide for. 

Why are we as women and dare I say it BLACK women so consumed with the idea of having a man and being a "baby mama" that we don't care who we give our bodies to nor who we trust with our hearts?  I know society has beat you down and the very men who you birthed into this world treat you like you are less than, but you are a beautiful woman and you need to show the world that we are more than hips and thighs and loud mouth, angry, women, not worth a superior equal.  You are worth it.....WORK ON YOU then find HIM.....he is out there.....you just need to recognize what is important first and that is you, your education and career.  The rest will fall into place.....Don't rush it.  If you are a success then you will attract that type of person.

Profs that have a thick accent

So as I sit in class daily I am irritated by the fact that such an accredited university can hire so many international professors and not require them to  master the English language before allowing them to teach PAYING American students!!!!  WTF!!!  So I have to come into my $1700 class everyday and wreck my brain trying to decipher what the fuck is being said to me.  And to make things more frustrating each powerpoint or written document that is given to me is typed exactly like the prof speaks so it is also very annoying!!!  Here we are in a recession and I am spending my hard earned money on top of drowning in debt to receive this top notch education and get a good job and all you have to do to become a university professor is totally fuck up the English language, meaning barely coming close and be a certified teacher from some whacked out country or town that no one even knows about.  UGH!!!!  and if this blog was too much for you.........don't read my fucking blogs!!!!

PEACE

Customers reckless ass mouths

So as we all know I work in retail.  I know that it is the holiday and I'm going to have to deal with attitudes when something doesn't ring up as a customer thinks it should or people can't make a return when they think they should be able to, but these damn customers are just ridiculous and frankly their reckless ass mouths make me want to slap the dog shyt out of them!

To make my point let me give you an example....Today I'm ringing a lady up and she brings me a bag of old clothes telling me they were a gift and that she wants to exchange them for new items.  I ask her if she had a receipt and she said no.  I then explained to her that we cannot do returns OR exchanges without receipts and that it is policy.  She then pulls out a receipt and begins telling me how she forgot that when she paid for it that she put the receipt in her purse......PAUSE.....why did you just tell me they were a gift and the person who gave it to you didn't give you a receipt when all along you knew that was a lie and you paid for them yourself?  Ugh!!!  anyways moving on.....then I scan the receipt and it's way past the 90 days that you have to return items so we are back at square one....long story short all i could do for her was a gift certificate in the mail for the items at whatever price they rang up for today which was a grand total of $8.94.......well of course she was pissed and felt the need to yell at me and tell her friend who was next to her very loudly might i add that she was gonna finish buying her things today and never shop here again!

I hate when people say that so damn loud like they are trying to hurt my feelings!!!  I don't give a fuck if you ever shop here again and as a matter of fact how about I'm glad I won't have to see your stupid ass ever again!!!  Whether you come back or not my paycheck still comes on the same day every other week so please take your shyt and your reckless ass mouth and get the fuck outta my store......Thanks and have a good day!!!! 

Taking sexy pics on the toilet....WHY WHY WHY?

How come every time I get in the internet I see a photograph of some celeb or random woman with both professional or amateur pictures of her in some provocative pose on some toilet or urinal or sink or whatever.  WTF?  Where have I been that I didn't notice that public restrooms had become the sexiest place on earth?  How about that just screams STD.....Ugh!  So gross!!!  

These girls are out here in panties and bras with their legs sprawled all apart laid across bathroom fixtures with bedroom eyes.......please stop the madness......how about we try to take a tasteful sexy pic, one that doesn't require toilet tissue and hand sanitizer at the end.  Thanks.

Now that's it's on the clearance rack you can fit into it?

So I see this weekly at my job.....some girl comes in looking for some good deals.....she hits the clearance rack......NORMALLY she is a full-figured size 14-16......today since many of the size 2 garments are only 97 cents then all of a sudden you can "make this work."  WTF is up with that?  Now here you are in the mirror strutting your stuff like you have on some fabulous, well put together motif when really you are busting out of every seam.  

Don't get me wrong.....there is nothing I love more than a thick voluptuous woman, but one that knows her body and knows what looks good on her without looking trashy.  Even skinny chicks can be trashy and look a hot mess, but why must we even go there with ourselves?  Be conscious of what you look like ladies.....Just because it is on sale does not mean it is for you.  Avoid thrifty spells overpowering your common sense.  You know your body and you know that you need to wear the size that flatters your shape, not squeeze into some size 2 ass outfit stepping out like you are Beyonce or some shyt.  Be Flyy and flattering, not cheap and skanky.  Thanks.

Why in the F@%k are you talking to me?

So today I would like to talk about something that happened to me.  I was in the mall walking back to my job as my break was nearing the end and I see these 2 girls that I used to be very close friends with, but now have not been friends with them for the past 2 years.  They see me and they say "Ohhh Hi, how have you been?" in the most rude sarcastic way as if I must have been doing poorly considering i no longer have their friendship.  

First off, why are you even speaking to me?  i don't like you anymore for a perfectly legitimate reason and we have not been cool for a very long time.  i am doing just fine without you, in fact, I'm much better off without fake people in life.  If I don't like you and we are not friends any longer wtf would make you think that it was a good idea to speak to me at all?  I don't care if you thought you were being polite (totally not the case, but

just saying).  

If i have chosen not to have a certain person or persons as staple people in my life then there is no need for me to even acknowledge your ass.  Especially these two trolls that i saw today.  Our friendship ended very badly and even if they were the last two trollips on earth I'd still keep moving and live the rest of my days out alone.

The point I am trying to make here is this.....if you are not friends with someone and you no longer concern yourself with them for any reason good or bad what would be the need to speak?  How about I ignore you and continue my day as i have been doing for the past 2 years ya know?  and then don't speak to me in a rude tone as if you were trying to genuinely say hello when you were most definitely trying to be the same high school mentality bitches that I once knew.

So yea let me get back to work, finish up my second degree while you take your terribly obese, whore on a stick ass on somewhere with that baby stroller you got rolling around because you couldn't keep your legs closed long enough to finish school and start your career.  Keep your comments to yourself and if you ever see me again.....look the other way because bitch I don't want to hear it.  Anything either of you or anyone else I am not cool with for that matter has to say is irrelevant and annoying so move on.

Get outta here with these ignorant questions!

So I'm a girl who LOVES girls!!!   Let's just put that out there!  I hate when people ask me the dumbest questions about my sexuality.  Stop asking me when did I become gay? Or say shyt like you are too pretty to be gay!  How stupid do you sound?  First off I did not just wake up one morning like oh yea I think I want to be gay today!  NO!!!  I was always this way.....I realized it when i was 14 and from then on it has been a journey of discovering who I am for myself.  And what is this you are too pretty to be gay shyt?  What the fuck does gay look like?  I guess it's some flaming hot male with a boa or a butch ass female with a buzz cut riding a damn motorcycle........gay doesn't have a face.....you probably sit next to gay people everyday and don't even know it.  And why are people so concerned with attacking someone's sexuality like I'm disgusting for being in love with a female, but you are a heterosexual whore, selling your pussy on the street for $25 a pop, still being considered a saint.  Get the fuck outta here!!!  and why is it that I have to be looked at like a fucking science project with this 20 questions game everytime someone finds out that I am a lesbian? 

First off how about you mind your fucking business and let me live my life.  Don't judge what i do without assessing the whole picture..and honestly even then it's none of your fucking business but since you are so damn nosey here goes a small expalnation....I have been in plenty hetero relationships and it just was not for me.  I have never been so degraded and treated so badly as I have by men.  Men treat you like objects and honestly it's been my experience that black men especially are so busy treating black women like "a piece" versus trying to establish a functional healthy relationship.  Lazy men are looking for women to be a servant and  I am not interested in that.  I have 2 degrees and my own shyt.  I want to be in a relationship with someone who is comparable not someone who is a lazy disgrace with a cute face and low grade sex......there is more to life than that.  women in general treat me better and I have had much healthier relationships with them plus the sex is beyond on point **SNAPS**

but like I said don't ask me stupid shyt!